- what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
- what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
i’m gonna start a Cute Bi Club for all bisexual and biromantic folks and all we’re gonna do is pet cats and talk about how cute and bi we are
jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time
2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead
Fat is not synonymous with ugly.
FAT IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH UGLY.
f a t i s n o t s y n o n y m o u s w i t h u g l y.